The Galactic Empire Takes Control of Wall Street

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It looks like Wall Street is getting a little boost from the Dark Side of the Force. Darth Vader and a team of Clone Troopers arrived at the New York Stock Exchange this morning to ring the opening bell.

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[via The Hollywood Reporter]

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Darth Vader: I find your lack of profit disturbing.

CEO: We shall redouble our efforts.

Darth Vader: I hope so for your sake, mister. The Emperor is not as forgiving a man as I am.