No cackling demons, no books bound in human flesh, no boomstick, not even any Kelly and/or Pablo. Just a certain chainsaw-flailing Ash Williams, partying it up like there’s no tomorrow… which, with season one of Ash Vs Evil Dead ending like it did, there might not be. Season two drops later this year and we cannot wait.
I just feel really bad for that beer. I don’t usually anthropomorphize beer, but not only is a lot getting wasted, what’s left is going to be tainted with chainsaw grease and metal fragments. Poor beer... This world wasn’t good enough for you, was it? Please go to heaven to join your brothers and sisters where you’ll look like the beautiful keg you were in your glistening prime, and let cool angels drink you. And since it’s heaven, please let them drink and fly without earthly consequences.