Look, I know Brett Ratner's Hercules movie is going to be terrible. This first clip โ€” where a very large group of Greeks fall into a silly trap set by some bald, tattooed savages โ€” is proof. But goddamn if every shot of Herc rocking the Nemean Lion skin doesn't make me want to see it anyway.

I know I'm going to be disappointed. I know I'm going to get hurt. But the Greek myth-loving heart wants what the Greek myth-loving heart wants, I guess. [via MTV]