In case you're thinking of celebrating Star Wars this Saturday as part of "May the Fourth," the Galactic Empire would like to remind you that any celebration in support of the Rebellion, Jedi, or any similar traitors is a crime.

In fact, it's punishable by death via a Stormtrooper firing squad, which is especially harsh. Most people starve to death long before they're ever shot.


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