What if there was a rollicking musical revue starring two flouncy haired, gesticulating gentlemen with excellent bone structure? Also, what if one of these fellows is a dimension-hopping alien/near Doctor Watson, whereas the other is a genius detective? Well, you'd have a little something that goes like this.
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I stopped after a few seconds. That was dopey.
Also, I think in Smith's case you're confusing "excellent bone structure" with acromegaly.