There's something inherently sad about those post-surgery Elizabethan collars (or as the dogs from Up call them, "The Cone of Shame"). One dog owner discovered there's one way to make even the Cone of Shame something to be proud of: put a Death Star on it. Now his pup Musha is ready to rule the Galaxy.
Admiral Motti: Any move made by the puppy against this cone would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This cone is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!
Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to lick a wound is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the squeaky toy, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the hidden cache of doggie treats...
[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.