I honestly have no idea who Sardonicus1313 is, but his YouTube channel is an audiovisual museum of oh-so-many deranged martial arts gems (previously: 1, 2, 3). Today's brown-acid battle scene is from the 1983 Hong Kong action flick Demon of the Lute. What happens? A puppy chariot shows up, orange hair is grown in fast forward, a giant axe is swung, and then an eagle sapien swoops in for the kill. Just soak in it, like a jacuzzi filled with Krazy Glue.
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