Sexy little thing Mila Kunis has joined the cast of the apocalyptic bibliophile movie The Book Of Eli. Kunis will star alongside Denzel Washington and his nemesis, Gary Oldman. The movie is set in a broken-down world starved for knowledge, where Denzel travels the globe educating people from his book. Shooting begins in January. [The Hollywood Reporter]
What I like about this paragraph is that it suggests not that Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman are playing nemeses in the film, but that Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman are actually each others' nemesis.
I believe that this is an awesome thing to think about, and shall spend the rest of the day doing so.