Dammit, Ted 2 trailer, we didn't want to experience the shame of laughing at a guy knocking over a giant shelf of ejaculate. But we laughed, and now we hate ourselves for it.
Behold the trailer for Seth MacFarlane's sequel to Ted, now even more vile than the first movie — and that one had a human person shitting on the floor. Also, it looks like Mila Kunis has dumped her fake boyfriend Mark Wahlberg. And now he's onto new character Amanda Seyfried. Be ready for adult shenanigans.