io9 pal (and contributor) Phil Freeman points out that after taking this completely disturbing psychological test he's worried that he's been recruited to become some kind of sleeper assassin. You'll be directed to answer twenty increasingly scary questions by picking between two weird, throbbing shapes. By the end, you're having a bad trip. And then you're given a breezy, horoscope-like personality assessment that seems to have nothing to do with your harrowing journey. Have a nice day!