Sword For Sale, WARNING Might Be Haunted

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Haunted sword for sale, just $150.

A resident of Austin, TX is selling their potentially haunted sword, and for the reasonably low price of $150. That's like getting the ghosts thrown in for free.

This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90+% chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100 swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since i got this sword, about 3 times a week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!!

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"My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room." Well of course they did; that sword is haunted.

And here is the delightful full picture that came with the ad. Someone please buy this (possibly) haunted sword.

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h/t to Chris Person.

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happycodemonkey
HappyCodeMonkey

I will buy the sword only if it comes with the tiny barbarian queen pictured. I need a Nana Conan.