Images from Charlie the Choo-Choo via Amazon

If you thought Thomas the Tank Engine hailed from the worst parts of the Uncanny Valley, here comes Charlie the Choo-Choo to make you reevaluate that.

The book and the fake author, Beryl Evans, are referenced in the actual Dark Tower mythology, specifically The Waste Lands; itā€™s purchased Jake Chambers at the Manhattan Restaurant of the Mind. So of course Stephen King actually wrote it using the fictional Evans as a pseudonym. And he also gave it the giant winking blurb of ā€œIf I were ever to write a childrenā€™s book, it would be just like this!ā€ (In case you were wondering, ā€œStephen Kingā€ is a character that exists in the Dark Tower books, so he also could have endorsed this book in-universe as well.)

Hereā€™s the synopsis of Charle the Choo-Choo from Amazon:

Engineer Bob has a secret: His train engine, Charlie the Choo-Choo, is aliveā€¦and also his best friend. From celebrated author Beryl Evans and illustrator Ned Dameron comes a story about friendship, loyalty, and hard work.

That sounds less like a whimsical tale for kids and more like a story of a very lonely man. Letā€™s just take a peek insideā€”


Okay, yeah. Thatā€™s fairly sad. Thanks a lot, King.

[The Nerdist]