Star Wars: Episode VII Has A Real Title Now!

Illustration for article titled emStar Wars: Episode VII/em Has A Real Title Now!

The movie now known as Star Wars: The Force Awakens will premiere on December 18th, 2015. Looks like it's dropped the Episode VII moniker as well. Hmm. Could be better, but it also could be a lot worse. I kinda dig it. Thoughts?

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In the first six movies, The Force was actually napping in the corner. It slept right through the conquest by the Sith and mass execution of the Jedi.

Oh, it's gonna wake up SO CRABBY, you guys.