There are almost no words. Your two favorite things — crappy 3-D post-conversions and Jar-Jar Binks — are colliding less than a year from now. Lucasfilm announced that the worst Star Wars movie will be bursting out of the screen on Feb. 12, 2012.

Says the press release: "Supervised by Industrial Light & Magic, the meticulous conversion is being done with utmost respect for the source material, and with a keen eye for both technological considerations and artistic intentions."


Meesa scared.