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Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

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Last night the first ever trailer for Iron Man 2 was released, and it is jam-packed with spoilery goodies. Here's a shot-by-shot break down of what we noticed.

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Uh oh, Pepper looks pissed. And Tony looks alone. What happened to all his friends?

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Garry Shandling makes his big debut as Senator Stern, so Tony mocks him, naturally.

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See Tony is alone. Empty chairs. Empty soul. It's lonely at the top.

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But wait, it's Rhodey, he's back...and he looks pissed. And who's that to Rhodey's left? It's Sam Rockwell, as Justin Hammer. Did they walk in together? And where did Pepper go? Where's Happy?

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Same sexual chemistry between Pepper and Tony, check. But then again I think RDJ is so charming he could have chemistry with a lamp post... lucky lamp post.

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Iron Man is America, and a rock star. And look in the background — it's the Iron Man dancers, thus proving the slutty Halloween rule to be true: any outfit can be made whorish.

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These gloves could very well be the best little party favors ever. Please hand these out at Comic Con!

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Whiplash is obsessed. See? See? He has newspaper clippings. And newspaper clipping are to stalkers what glasses are to shy mousy girls with a hot girl dying to get out inside: stereotypical. But let's assume that since he's spent so much time cataloguing the family story, that this grudge may go way, way back. Since he's had time to make a scrap book.

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Who hit Tony?

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The garage is all cleaned up and stocked with new rich guy toys. Bruce Wayne who?

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What is happening to Tony's neck?

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Yikes it's spreading. Tony is literally turning into an Iron Man. Also, he could be turning into a human computer, which has happened in the Iron Man comics before.

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More Justin Hammer, and in perfect timing with Whiplash's "shark" comment.

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Nick Fury just wants to get motherfucking Tony onto the motherfucking team.

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More Iron Man-ettes. I suspect this may be a banner year for the cosplay fans.

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Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff in her Black Widow "business casual" attire.

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War Machine prototype!

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Is the Black Widow working for Rhodey? Is that her in the background?

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Black Widow in her ass kicking attire, is she beating up Happy? I bet Jon Favreau just loved that.

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Whiplash finally shows us what his lightsaber whips can do — which is break Tony's car.

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Which he does.

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I'm still not sold on the Whiplash outfit, but it does look pretty bad ass from behind.

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Uh oh — will Tony be Whiplashed in half, or will the bad guy just show off some more? Answer: Show off.

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Whiplash has nasty metal mouth.

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What is this flying contraption? It looks like it's shooting at Iron Man? Multiple Mecha suits?

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A first look at War Machine, and Tony's new suit, with a triangle chest plate. Is this due to the metal veins? Also the background is filled with power suits, almost like an Armor War...

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War Machine and Tony fight other mechas and you get a faceful of War Machines shoulder gun, and Tony's fully reconstructed suit, Mark VI. Very nice. So who thinks they are filming the Armor Wars story?

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