What – you didn't really think the LHC was designed to seek out answers to the most confounding questions in all of physics, did you?

You ignorant fool. As the latest strip from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal's Zach Weinersmith reveals, the collider's true purpose has nothing to do with subatomic particles at all! In reality, its aims are are far more... biological in nature:


Hit up SMBC for the hover-over frame.