We already knew Syfy's Sharknado movie was going to be fun, but did we know it was going to be an artistic triumph? Well, thanks to this brand-new trailer, we do now. I mean, did Citizen Kane feature a scene where Beverly Hills 90210's Ian Ziering cuts a flying shark in half with a chainsaw? I THINK NOT.

Sharknado premieres on Thursday., July 11th, at 9:00 p.m. And nothing will ever be the same.