Shadowhunters Reveals the Most Irritatingly Trivial Thing About Becoming a Vampire

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We already knew that Simon was on his way to becoming a full-fledged vampire on Shadowhunters, and last night on “Bad Blood,” he finally crossed the line from whiny sidekick to whiny bloodsucker. Great. But his weepy transformation did reveal one hilarious thing about vamps in the Shadowhunters universe.

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It’s this: They can’t say “Oh my god.” At least not at first; it takes time being able to re-learn how to spit it out. Simon seems more freaked out by the fact that his go-to exclamation comes out “Oh my grrrrmfffff” than by his rude rebirth as a creature of the night. But fortunately, as we see, he can still yell “Dammit!” So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.


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LizardJeff

I would think the most irritatingly trivial thing about being a vampire is constantly having to wait to be invited inside anytime you went somewhere to go shopping or visit anyone. At least Wal-Mart has greeters, so vampires don't have to linger outside too long.