In the '80s, there was no greater danger to young people than Dungeons & Dragons. Thankfully, religious PSAs like the above tried to save the youth's of America, mostly by completely misconstruing what the game was about.
Pro-tip: If your Dungeonmaster has thugs who drag players whose characters die off to the pits of hell, perhaps you should consider looking for another Dungeonmaster. Also, if your Dungeonmaster gives you bonuses to your Saving Throws for real-world blood sacrifice, that may also be a clue that something's off, because that is totally not in the Dungeonmaster's Guide.
Also: Lord of the Little People? Is that one of those 2nd Edition titles you get when your characters hit level 9? Doesn't it come with 2d10 followers and a castle?
[Via Christian Nightmares]