Robert Pattinson's Souless Eyes Demand You Say His Name

Misunderstood nymph-boy Robert Pattinson interrupted NBC's Heroes to present an exclusive clip from Twilight, and he certainly seemed pleased about it. Mustering about as much excitement as a napping cat, Pattinson delivered the new footage through dead eyes and mumbled some nondescript words. He's either suffering from "sad arteest" face or sick of parading around in front of the thousands of screaming fan girlies like a child forced to sing at his parents' dinner party. Sadly, it only makes me want to pet that perfectly-coiffed-yet-mussed hair.


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His hair screams "Super-Douche!" to me.