Prepare Your Infant for the Apocalypse with Weaponized Strollers

Babies can be a liability in a post-apocalyptic world, but Shi Jinsong's designs are here to help. His weaponized cradle, stroller, and baby walker ensure that your infant can pull their weight, even if they aren't old enough to walk.

shi jinsong gun shape baby carriage [designboom via Geekologie]

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Gun Shape Stroller

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Gun Shape Baby Walker

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DISCUSSION

"One of the things I noticed about these babies was that they were apparently being used as some kind of traffic testers. Their mothers would be pushing them along in their strollers—and they would come to a busy street with lots of parked cars—and the mother can't see what the traffic is like because of all the parked cars—so she just sort of edges the stroller out into the street and cranes her head out afterwards.

And the most striking thing about this is the expression on these babies' faces as they sit there in the middle of traffic, stranded, banging those little gavels they've all got and they can't even speak English."

-Laurie Anderson

This would be different if the babies could aim the guns.