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Pompeii trailer is historical disaster porn with greasy, greasy abs

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Congratulations, Kit Harington, your old-timey Roman abs are the most ridiculous abs in the long history of greased abs — truly, you've outdone yourself, sir. Behold the six-pack majesty in the brand new trailer for Paul W.S. Anderson's Pompeii (also a giant volcano explodes and kills the whole town and stuff).

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This disaster film will be the most ridiculous creation Paul W.S. Anderson has ever concocted, and we've seen his Musketeers movie. Pompeii will be released on February 21st, 2014.

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My brain somehow elided "...W.S. Anderson" into "Wes Anderson," and holy crap, could you imagine that movie? I bet there would be claymation dream sequences of the volcano exploding.