Warning: Profanity-laced lamentations ahead.

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For what it's worth, we actually really enjoyed Dawn, calling it, by and large, superlative. But we understand Rosenthal's sentiment. We really do. If you do, too, we suggest checking out this list of upcoming genre movies that aren't sequels, remakes or reboots.

[The Onion]