Optimus Prime In High Heels? Ninja Turtles With Push-Up Bras? Behold The Wrongness.

A new crop of "sexy" Halloween costumes is out. And nothing says Trick-Or-Treat like Turtle boobs. Countdown until the inevitable "Baroness making out with Cobra Commander" pictures fill Facebook starts now.

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"Sexy Wolverine," ca. 0:40