<Read with a pseudo-Bond villain Voice.>: Hello, hoomans. We have taken over this communications platform. Bring us foods.
Open channel time! Meet Arthur (Orange) and Merlin (Black), the two cats that have taken over our home who steal my body heat in the winter. Merlin arrived first, and the first name that my wife came up with was Merlin. When we decided that he needed a friend, we decided to stick with the same naming convention.
Your turn: show us your pet with a geeky name (or any name, for that matter). Tell us their story and how they’ve taken over your life. Bonus points if you do it in that voice you have for them in your head. You know you have one.
<HOOMAN. STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD AND FEED US. WE'RE IN IMMINENT DANGER OF STARVING. WE SEE THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL.>