One Voicemail You Won't Be Getting

McSweeney's offers us some fictitious robocall scripts rejected by the McCain campaign, and this one caught our eye: "Hello. I'm calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama talks during movies. During a recent screening of The Dark Knight, Barack Obama irritated several pro-America patrons when he echoed the famous 'Why so serious?' line to his wife, Michelle, who hasn't always been proud of being an American, much like the Joker. He'll raise his voice over Heath Ledger's. And he'll raise your taxes. That's why I'm so serious, my friends, about your vote on November 4." It's easy to see why the fictional McCain campaign rejected the ad. I mean, sure; on the one hand, who wants a president that talks during movies? But on the other, America needs a leader that can stand up to the Joker. [McSweeney's]


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Anekanta - spoon denier

Nice. Don't vote for that guy `cause he's a secret nacho double-dipper, who also never flushes when he's done... And that's the last thing the free world needs, is another US president that might leave a floatie in the UN restroom...