Oh God, Disney's Avatar Ride Sings Now

Ever wondered what sailing down the River Styx would be like? Taking a boat into a scary and unknown world, only to be greeted by a terrifying figure signaling your impending fate? Thanks, Disney!


Disney Parks has unveiled the latest look at the Na’vi Shaman of Songs, a character we saw in that creepy announcement video last year. She is said to be the highlight of the Na’vi River Journey ride at Animal Kingdom’s new World of Avatar. But in case you thought you knew everything about what this proto-Westworld creation, you know nothing, Jake Sully. Because she sings.

Hear that? Do you recognize that melody? It’s a siren luring you to the rocks. It’s the gaggle of Instagram models tempting loads of rich kids to spend $12,000 for a glorified refugee camp. She is powerful, she is unforgiving, and she is the harbinger of your doom. You just don’t know it yet. Here’s a longer, more detailed look at the character, courtesy of Inside the Magic. Watch as she engulfs your soul and spits out your bones.

I’m scared.

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Wait... It looks amazing. Perhaps the soulless creature here is the cynical person who wrote the post?