Ninja attack engagement photos add much-needed katanas to marriage

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We've seen zombie apocalypse family portraits and undead assault engagement photos. Now, a couple from Queens, New York have illustrated the Ashford-And-Simpson-like sturdiness of their pending nuptials with a photo series depicting a shinobi attack in Brooklyn's Prospect Park.

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My favorite part of all this is the randomly appearing snowball. You can see more photos of this harrowing affair at photographer Ken Pryde's Flickr page. Hat tip to groom-to-be Sean K.

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Illustration for article titled Ninja attack engagement photos add much-needed katanas to marriage
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This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Look at that privileged white japan-o-phile and how fucking smug he is with himself. You can tell he put it all together, ugh I'm cringing.

And the pictures themselves, while the colors are great and the technical aspects are nice, the forced poses in every single shot absolutely ruin the chance to get any good shots. You can't have a model pose perfectly still if you're trying to capture action/motion.

Ugh this makes me cringe so hard. The only thing worse would be actually seeing them shoot this public, where you would be able to hear the white kids nasally enthusiasm and amateur direction.