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New Harry Potter And The Sexual Awakening

All the ladies want a piece of Ronald and Harry in Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. Watch as Potter plants the seeds for the the slow and inevitable Hermione cat-fight scene.

It's been a long road, waiting for these teens to grow up to the point where the men start humiliating themselves for the attention of the fairer sex. Oh wait, nope — still about everyone being in love with Harry and Ronald. Hermione is a gem — a gem, I tell you.

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For some reason this new Harry Potter trailer reminds me a bit of that Spring Awakening musical with all those songs about sexual repression. Can't you see it? Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince of Puberty hits theaters July 15.

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ManchuCandidate
ManchuCandidate

So Pubertus is real?

Damn you, Seth Green and Robot Chicken for that plot spoiler.