And then – get this – THEN they accidentally posted a picture of it online. And then some people spotted it and called a
spade a spade squirrel a squirrel. Hey everybody! Look! It's a squirrel on Mars!
The proof, via UFO Sightings Daily:
Or maybe, just maybe, it's a rock. And a case of pareidolia.
Nah, scratch that. Definitely a space squirrel.