Poor Christian Slater, just when we were applauding his gainful employment on My Own Worst Enemy NBC has pulled the plug on his split personality show. No more shall we watch the character switcheroo from Henry to Edward, but more importantly now we'll never know who killed his parents. Sources have told the trades that the lackluster ratings were the cause of the cancellation. [The Hollywood Reporter]
I hear next week Knight Rider is going to air an episode where they just have Michael Leaning on the car for a whole hour, occasionally burping and farting and then send screeners of it to various shows with a note attached that says. "Ratings Schmatings! Built in Product Placement BITCHES!!"