My new favorite web page is "Stories I'm Glad I Never Wrote," by some guy named Geoff. It ranges from the story about a psychic cat he came up with in sixth grade, to his weird apocalyptic story that he thought up over a beer recently. Along the way, it takes in the story of aliens who punish a human rapist by cutting off his genitals and having them grow back, again and again. In no instance did he actually finish any of these stories, and he explains why that's a good thing. [Lazy Literatus]