Must-see movies are futuristic classics that shouldn't be missed. Of course, not every must-see is perfect. That's why we've rated them 1-5 on the patented "crunchy goodness" scale.

Title: Predator
Date: 1987

Vitals: The first-person shooter of alien encounter flicks, Predator captures the complex, delicate, ambiguous story of an ultra-strong, bow-hunting alien on an Earth safari in search of humans to kill. But he doesn't bet on his prey being the ultra-strong, bow-hunting Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dude!

Famous names: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Crunchy goodness: 2

Spinoffs: Of course Predator spawned countless sequels whose plots were nothing more than reiterations of the first - until the fucking awesome Alien vs. Predator. Nobody sane can resist monster-on-monster action in an ancient Aztec temple located in Antarctica. That's why the Alien vs. Predator series was the best thing ever to happen to this franchise.


Sight you'll never unsee: Predator has dreadlocks. WTF?

Elevator pitch: This is gonna be as cool as Enemy Mine, but, like, not for fags.

Predator Movie Review by E.C. McMullen Jr.


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