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The Weapon Makers – the sequel to The Hot Pants.

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Overlove? Was he shackled for loving too much?

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"And the last thing the revelers ever saw was 100-yard eldritch dong."

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Incidentally, this isn't a sci-fi novel. It's just your average Italian algebra textbook.

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The Amazons of Nipslipania take no quarter.

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This book's synopsis is a thing of a magic.

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Unbeknownst to many readers, there is a dinosaur on the cover.

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Race Bannon spends his off days perfecting zero gravity cougar seduction.

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When the X-Men disbanded, Kitty Pryde was down, but not out.

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What's this? A tour guide to Bangkok 2099?

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Hellquad. Now that's getting down to brass tacks.

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Now here's a euphemism that flew under our radar.

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Roberto was clearly schooling Filomena in Strip Apocalypse.

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Monica Bellucci has had enough of these nude scenes.

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And here's Rule 34.

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Because Boobs on the Moon was too easy.

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Because The World of Hymens was already taken.

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"Keep your shirt on, darling. It's only judgment day."

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Billy's excuse was he watched for the satellites

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The Firenze Nudist Society meets Bloktar, the Friendly Bungee-Jumping Monster.

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In Europe, anti-sexual harassment PSAs are 100% metaphorical.

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Stogmar, God-King of Sidebooboplois.

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Apparently there's an inverse correlation between technological advancement and blue language.

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Oh, the onanism before the internet.

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We're too uncomfortable to be wiseacres.

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Explosive decompression is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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Jimmy Buffett fans have the weirdest foreplay.

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"This is a nightstand book." Thanks for reminding us.

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This totally brings to mind the following Mr. Show sketch.

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She looks like the Queen of the Turnips, but whatever.

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