We've previously expressed our love for the hand-painted mobile cinema posters of Ghana, many of which took extreme creative liberties with films' plots. For example, who knew that Cujo was an evil Cocker Spaniel?

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Here's another batch of indescribably bad-ass Ghanaian movie ads. Yes, these posters will actually make you want to watch Ghost Ship again.

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Judging from this poster, Kim Cattrall and Kurt Russell have aged rather weirdly since the 1980s.

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I don't remember that scene in Deep Rising where the heroes abandoned drowning children to the monster's appetite. Well, at least The People seemed to dig it.

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If Godfrey Ho directed Elektra, this would be that poster.

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I loved that scene where Timothy Olyphant killed that guy with a giant nail file.

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Van Helsing seems to have an acid flashback growing out of his shoulder blade.

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In Ghana, Freddy Krueger is an overbearing librarian who teaches the Dewey Decimal system with a pickaxe.

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Ah, Anaconda 3. The sequel where the snake learns to vomit apple juice.

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As both Ghanaian and Thai movie posters prove, it is nigh impossible to screw up an Evil Dead poster, no matter what continent you're on.

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I spoke too soon! The artist clearly thought, "Fuck it, nobody's going to notice the stick figure in the background. They'll be too hypnotized by Bruce Campbell's rectangular forehead."

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Just for the record, this is the original Ghost Ship poster. Which do you prefer?

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This is one of those rare occasions where a movie poster has piqued my interest so much that I don't even want to see the movie.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm 99% sure a "masacre" is when an untalented chef spoils a good masala.

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Is this the Ghanaian sequel to The Butterfly Effect? One can only hope.

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More like Vampire Vs. Armless Harold Ramis, no?

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Again, I have zero clue what this film is about, but I'm guessing the protagonists are plum awful at suicide.

[Ghana Movie Posters via Metafilter]

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