This is absolutely golden. Thanks to the magics of the internet, somebody was able to leak the secret off-camera conversations between Morgan Freeman and Christan Bale on the set of The Dark Knight Rises. In these short snippets of mania, learn how Freeman has no idea who Batman actually is and how his dulcet voice is like a Mexican hotel. Also, Bale's primal description of his bodybuilding routine is a hoot.

PS: In case the YouTube links didn't tip you off, this was a stunt for an upcoming episode of Ugly Americans. Hat tip to Mark Andrew Smith!