Yes, it’s true. After a lengthy hiatus, I am immensely pleased to announce that your beloved post-apocalyptic fake mailman is returning, along with the “Postal Apocalypse” mail column! The first column returns this Thursday, so send your letters to the Postman asap!.

Are you in a nerdy dilemma and need advice? Have a concern about a real issue facing geeks today? Have a question about Star Wars: The Force Awakens that is bugging the hell out of you? The Postman is here to answer all those questions and more! Just remember to try to keep your queries brief and to give me a pseudonym if you don’t want your real name used.