Kylo Ren Rips on Death Star in New Rogue One Trailer Reaction

Credit: Screengrab via YouTube
Credit: Screengrab via YouTube

Kylo Ren really isn’t happy with his grandfather’s support staff.

Auralnauts’ latest “Kylo Ren Reacts” video shows our favorite Emo Sith checking out the latest Rogue One: A Star Wars Story trailer. Well, he doesn’t so much talk about the movie as he does rant-and-rave about Darth Vader’s troopers dropping the ball on making sure the Death Star couldn’t be defeated by Uncle Luke with a laser cannon.

In the video, he admonishes the stormtroopers for running around on an island chasing a “magic stick man,” aka Force-sensitive fighter Chirrut Îmwe, instead of spending their time perfecting the Death Star, the most powerful symbol of the Empire’s strength and might at the time.

“You should be in a boardroom pouring over the blueprints for the Death Star, looking for critical design flaws, such as an open, unprotected shaft way leading directly to your main power source that explodes with the smallest little thing that touches it!” Kylo Ren screams at the screen.

Kylo isn’t exactly the first person to rant about the Death Star, and he certainly won’t be the last. You can’t really blame him, though. It’s a pretty easy target.



Video Editor and Staff Writer at io9. My doppelganger is that rebelling greeting card from Futurama.

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So exited over the design flaw that he missed Grandpa’s entrance?