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Key & Peele ask: Do vampires really want to be sexy all the time?

Vampires are often portrayed wearing black leather and hissing their sexy hisses while grinding up against one another. Sketch comedy show Key & Peele wonders: doesn't that get kind of exhausting?

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First off, K&P is becoming one of my favorite shows on TV right now and this skit is one of the reason. Key just gets so annoyed by the one vampire rubbing his nipple. Like in our vampire bordello fantasies that's hot, but the reality eh, all the time? I imagine that would exhaust the fun of it.

"I got bit on purpose so I could see futurecars" is a hilariously accurate take on that.