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In The Future, Our Pride May Be Robotic

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PETA has asked the University of Georgia to replace their recently-deceased dog mascot with an animatronic robot or costumed human. We're hoping that all college football teams use robotic mascots, which can wage epic battles during halftime. [Photo from SportsbyBrooks]

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Robomascot will quickly become confused by slogans of "Kill the (insert college here)ers!" and take them as orders. In the not to distant future there will be no more college sports, they will replaced with battles between rival schools robomascots.

Of course my alma mater's mascot being the fierce geoduck means we will soon rise up from being a obscure hippie college to a powerful force that will dominate the other colleges!