In event of an emergency, consult our handy Monster Safety Card!

Illustration for article titled In event of an emergency, consult our handy Monster Safety Card!

Monsters are everywhere tonight — so be prepared for every eventuality! We've created a handy Monster Safety Card, to help you cope with every possible type of monster attack. Plus what to do if classic horror monsters attack in space! Print this card out and keep it with you at all times.

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Illustration for article titled In event of an emergency, consult our handy Monster Safety Card!

Graphic design and layout by Stephanie Fox.

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Awww. This reminds me of the best present I ever got anyone — I carved a wooden stake for a fellow Buffy fan and put it in a tall glass jar with a red BREAK IN CASE OF EMERGENCY VAMPIRE ATTACK label, and a detailed decision-tree set of instructions on the side.