Do you hate love? Do you hate songbirds? If you answered yes to both of those questions, have we got an experiment for you.
Many biologists have run into a phenomenon called "supernormal stimulus." An animal cues in on some particular trait, meant to represent a quality, and will respond more enthusiastically as the trait becomes more exaggerated, even when the trait is exaggerated at the cost of the quality the animal is supposedly seeking. For example, given a choice between smaller and larger eggs, a goose will choose to spend its energy hatching the larger one, presumably because it will hatch a healthier and larger chick. Substitute in a bigger "egg" of the approximately correct shape and color, and the goose will sit on the larger egg. The egg can be up to the size of a volleyball, and goose will not have a clue.
Birds aren't the only ones who fall for this stuff, but they do seem to be the animals that researchers most like to play tricks on. One group of biologists decided they'd like to see how far supernormal stimuli affected songbirds. Canaries attract their mates with songs, which makes sense because it takes strength and endurance to sing, as well as cunning to outwit one's predators while loudly giving away one's location. But a singer can't have everything, and so male canaries have to make a trade: they can either sing a wide range of notes, from high to low, or they can sing with a trill.
Computers don't have to make the same trade. Researchers pitted a real male canary against a computer that sang through a "wider bandwidth" and with a higher trill rate than any real male songbird could match. They found that "both naive and experienced females" preferred a superfast and superflexible singer, despite the disadvantage of that singer not actually existing. The researchers believe that this could be applicable to all songbirds.
So if you want to become irresistible to a bird, take a recording of what they like and speed it up and stretch it out. If you want to be irresistible to humans, take something they like and exaggerate it until it becomes a grotesque mockery. Odds are, it will work on someone.
Image: Juan Emilio.