Who wants another kung-fu brain explosion fiesta? In this scene from the 1982 Hong Kong action flick The Miracle Fighters, two wizards attempt to conquer the delicate Paper Bridge using their respective mind-shriveling styles. It goes poorly for everyone, except the audience. This scene comes to us courtesy of martial arts madness archivist Sardonicus.
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