Here is your first, long look at the The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies—or as we call it, a film that probably shouldn't be this long, but who are you kidding? You're going to watch it premiere weekend anyway.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will premiere on December 17th. Word has it that it's mostly the epic battle. But we're now taking any and all guesses on where you think this movie will end.