Hilariously bleak visions of the future, as predicted by schoolchildren in 1976

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To commemorate the American Bicentennial in 1976, the oil company ARCO asked schoolchildren across the nation to illustrate what they thought the United States would look like in the year 2076.

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ARCO received hundreds of letters and drawings from students. And in a potentially unforeseen twist, some of these Tricentennial visions predicted a future ripped from a Cormac McCarthy novel.

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Courtesy of Matt Novak of the Paleofuture Blog, here's a group of illustrations by Dr. Harriet Eisenberg's pupils at New York's John F. Kennedy High School. In the first drawing, student Joanne Connaire predicts a future where we will all don elephantine gas masks.

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Student Robert Berman depicted a future where the Lost in Space robot is the executive-in-chief...

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...and Tina Kambitsis drew a nuclear apocalypse, followed by a radioactive Garden of Eden scenario that has blessed avians with the gift of gab.

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Finally, a fourth grader in Mary Ellen Caesar's class at Sacred Heart School in Massachusetts seemingly took a cue from global food and energy scarcities of the Seventies. This student predicted a return to small agrarian communities.

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(On an unrelated note, I sort of wish The Hunger Games came out in the 1970s, so it was a disco musical not unlike The Apple.)

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You can check out more Tricentennial weirdness from the 1976 youth of America right here.

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