This is the most obviously amazing horror-object-to-holiday-ornament translation ever: the Phantasm sphere, rendered in festive, accurately gleaming silver. It’ll blend right into your Christmas tree—until you need a weapon on the fly to take down any BOYYYYY who tries to interfere with your nefarious plans.
(“Your” in this case = curiously tall, supernaturally evil undertaker. So fun at parties!) It’s been a great year for Phantasm fans, what with the remastered version of the 1979 cult classic and the fifth and final entry in the series, Phantasm: Ravager, both getting high-profile releases.
This ornament comes from the good people at Mondo, in collaboration with Phantasm creator Don Coscarelli and bizarro-holiday denizens Middle of Beyond (your one-stop shop for cyborg Santa Christmas sweaters and glass Baphomet tree toppers). You can pre-order your very own Phantasm Sentinel Sphere Ornament on Mondo’s site.