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Harry Potter Gets a Feel Good, Inner City Sequel

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After Hermione Granger graduates from the esteemed Hogwarts School, what does she do with her educational success? In Dangerous Wands, she joins the faculty of an inner city wizarding school, rescuing her underprivileged students from a life of Dark Arts.

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ManchuCandidate
ManchuCandidate

You want to tell me what this is all about?

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of Hogwarts

I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left

Cause I've been zappin' and castin so long that

Even my ma'ma thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never zapped a man that didn't deserve it

Me, be treated like a geek, you know that's unheard of

You better watch what you wavin, and what you castin

Or you and your homies might be turned to chalk

I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc'-

As they grew I see myself in the magic smoke, fool

I'm the kinda Z the little homies wanna be like

Waving wands in the night

Sayin spells in the street light

Been spending most our lives living in the Wizard's Paradise

Been spending most our lives living in the Wizard's Paradise

Keep spending most our lives living in the Wizard's Paradise

Keep spending most our lives living in the Wizard's Paradise