Happy Valentine's Day, You Crazy Motherfuckers. Love, io9

Happy heart hump-hump day! To celebrate, we're bringing back io9 Valentine's Cards! Why? Because you're all a pack of weirdos, but you're OUR weirdos and we love you. So enjoy our festive collection of geeky love and pop culture references.

All Valentine's Day cards were created by the wonderful Sam Woolley.

Snowpiercer of my heart:

Arrow you glad to see me:

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Interstellar (I'm sorry I can't think of any puns for this):

You're the Event Horiz-ONE:

Guardians (of my heart and also) of the Galaxy

And just for funsies, here's our past collection of Valentine's day from the one and only Garrison Dean.