[Editor’s Note: Allow us to present, on this Friday, a post our Senior Producer Danielle Steinberg had been dying to get off her chest all year. I personally disassociate myself with the entirety of this list but do hope you enjoy. -Jill P.]
Today is my last day at Gizmodo, and as such, you may not @ me in the comments or on Twitter, since I don’t have Twitter (and neither should you). And now, presented mostly without comment, we give you the Hottest Disney Villains, Ranked.
You know why...don’t make me say it.
Cute, fluffy, Jenny Slate: Three outta three.
She woke up like this.
This one is a tie because they are essentially identical, a.k.a. equally hot.
Clayton gives me extreme George Clooney vibes, making him the second colonialist scum to grace this list.
I go back and forth on this one, but at the end of the day, HOT.
Blue hair, don’t care. Launch me to hell to be with Hades.
More like, Attila the Hunny.
My go-to Halloween costume and also a style icon. Just imagine her with faux fur and it’s much easier to love her.
Peter Pan was the real villain, and Hook was hot. A pun about “hooking up” was too easy.
John Smith was colonialist scum, but he was hot.
Gaston’s hotness may have gone to his head and ruined his personality, but he’s still a pure paragon.
A hottie and a doctor? Sign me up.
Who wouldn’t sleep with this beauty?!
Scar did some murder, yes, but his dark mane is gorgeous and he has the delicious voice of Jeremy Irons.
Ja-near, Ja-far, wherever you are...He’s tall, ambitious, stylish, and his beard is so...twisted.
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