Zombie Alpaca Plush

She wants to cuddle your brains, not eat them. She promises.

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Zombie Attack Apron

Because there's no need to let a little thing like a zombie attack interfere with a perfectly good dinner party.

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Zombie Bottle Opener

Come the apocalypse, you're going to want a drink.

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Zombie Apocalypse Pack & Tent Set

Get ready.

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We Ate Your Stick Family Decal

Because those stick families are really fucking annoying.

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Leatherman Wave

Don't let the apocalypse catch you without a good multi-tool (also handy for opening heavily taped presents.)

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LifeStraw Personal Water Filter

This is just cool.

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Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce Gourmet Food Gift Set

Who says that the zombie apocalypse can't also be delicious?

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Nerf Zombie Strike SlingFire Blaster

Just remember that if you give one of these babies to someone you should also come armed yourself.

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The Walking Dead Blood Spatter Mug

Words to live by. Hopefully.

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The Map of Zombies

No zombie poster should be this beautiful.